butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

sillylovesongs:

ellielovesmotley:

Guys, we weren’t born in the wrong generation. We were just chosen to be the prophets of good music and carry on the fan-girling into the next generation. 

this is the best thing i have ever heard about being born in this era.

romulusthread:

stop doing that and do me instead